A newlywed couple heads off to bed. The man, a 250-pounder, takes off his trousers and tosses them to his petite wife, saying ''Here; put these on.''

From:    Bruce Feist
To:      All                                    Msg #204, Aug-03-93 12:00AM
Subject: Joke

A newlywed couple heads off to bed.  The man, a 250-pounder, takes off his
trousers and tosses them to his petite wife, saying "Here; put these on."

She thinks it's kind of weird, but what the heck, it's their wedding night.
After trying to put them on with a notable lack of success in keeping them
up for fiteen minutes, she gives up: "Sorry, I just can't wear these!"

Her spouse replies "Damned right; I just want you to remember who wears the
pants in this marriage!"

She considers this, looks at him, takes her own pants off, and throws them
to him.  "OK, now you put these on."

He scratches his head ("weird woman!") and gives it a try.  He soon realizes
that it's hopeless: "There's no way that I can get into these!"

Her reply: "Damned right, until you change your attitude!"


 * SLMR 2.1a * Pornography is whatever gets the judge wet.


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