Marrying Man's Fight Song


           Marrying Man's Fight Song

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           My wife will never cook or clean

           Still my money's spent

           Who knew when I first chose my mate

           That she would put on that much weight

           She said she knew for sure

           'That it could only work with her'

           Please K-I-L-L, K-I-L-L, me, me, me