How about this quote from Father Guillame Barre?
"I am a bit ticked off with the good Christians who go about
arranging for the early demise of blackguard bastard
abortionists. Although I understand the value of sending these
people to God for judgment, where they will be harshly dealt
with at the Pearly Gates, the nice people who bless the
abortionists by sending them to the afterlife before they can
accumulate more mortal sins, this can reflect badly on the
church. I ask that men and women of God refrain from the
impolite act of hurrying along the judgment day for these
anti-life madmen. Although you will be rewarded in heaven there
is some awkwardness involved here on earth."