CHRISTIAN BUMPER STICKER

TOP 10 THINGS PEOPLE WON'T SAY WHEN THEY SEE A CHRISTIAN BUMPER STICKER OR FISH SYMBOL ON A CAR......

10. "Look! Let's stop that car and ask those folks how we can become Christians."

9. "Don't worry, Billy, those people are Christians - they must have good reason for driving 90 miles an hour through a school zone."

8. "What a joy is to be sharing the highway with another car of Spirit-filled brothers and sisters."

7. "Isn't it wonderful how God blessed that Christian couple with a brand-new 1999 BMW?"

6. "Dad, how come people who drive like that don't get thrown in jail?" "Dad, can we get a bumper sticker like that too?"

5. "Stay clear of those folks, Billy. If they get raptured, that car's gonna be all over the road."

4. "Oh, look Daddy! That Christian lady is getting a chance to share Jesus with that police officer."

3. "No, Billy, that's not garbage coming out of their windows...it's probably gospel tracts for the road workers."

2. "Oh boy, we're in trouble now. We just rear-ended one of God's cars."

1. "Quick Al, honk the horn or they won't know that we love Jesus."



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